First, I am going to set some ground rules.

• Neither I, nor the moorbear have access to advanced weaponry

• Specifically a female black moorbear.

• I do not need to kill the moorbear, only fight back enough to discourage it from fighting.

• Both the moorbear and I get to listen to hype songs before the fight.

The stats: (All my stats I found from lorwolf.com - I trust they are accurate but I apologize if they are not.)

• Female black moorbears weigh between 90 to 180lbs. For sake of argument this bear will weigh 180lbs.

• Female black moorbears are between 4ft and 6.25ft tall, when standing on back legs. For sake of argument this bear will be 6ft on its back legs.

• I weigh 220lbs, 5’11, am well built, and am quite used to tossing around objects weighing much more than 180lbs. I’ve also played contact sports my entire life and box.

• I have that (lor)dawg in me.
  

  
  

  The fight:

  In a boxing match, the moorbear wins as it is much stronger. I would also be unable to run away as it is much faster. So neither of these are viable options. Thus I only see two options in which I emerge the victor.

  The first way would be for me to choke the moorbear out. I would need to avoid its mouth and paws, but if I was able to get behind it due to its poor eyesight, I genuinely do believe I am strong enough to choke it out - 180lbs isn’t that much, so i’m certain that its neck circumference and strength of muscles would not be too much for me to suffocate with my arms.

  The second way would be for me to blind it. In this scenario I would be fully prepared to sacrifice an arm, and while the moorbear is attacking one arm with its teeth, I would use a stick or fingers with my other arm to try to blind it. I am aware that moorbears have small eyes, however in a close vicinity (with one arm in its mouth) I believe I would be able to hit my target.

  TL/DR : I could beat a female black moorbear in a fight by blinding it or choking it out.

  
  
  

First off, truly appreciate this post. This is the content the Lorewolf discussion boards need.

Follow-up question: What are the hype songs for each of you? Could tip the scales.

This is truly a very insightful post. You are very powerful indeed

@Yonder thank you for your support!
I will be listening to songs such as "Help Let Me Go" by Danny Gonzales, "Calamari Inkantation" from Splatoon, "We Will Rock You" from Queen, and so on.

The bear will probably be listening to growlcore music, or something I don't know what moorbears listen to.

oh my god i love this. can we just have a breakdown of each enemy and if we would beat them in a fight

50/50 on whether I could beat a Moorbear in a fight, given that I love bears and my mother also loves bears and- on top of the guilt of having fistfought a bear and won- she would manifest through the television screen to destroy me if I harmed a bear.

However, I believe I could (harmlessly) handle a hydra given the proper equipment. Speaking of which, does anyone have a snake hook I could borrow?

This made my day, thank you.

Am wondering how you would fair against an Orthrus though... Would you be paralyzed by its double the head-double the cuteness defense mechanisms?