hello are you feeling old? do you have aches and pains? this is the thread where we can list our grievances against our corporeal forms, and perhaps complain about the lawn.

you do not have to be old to post here, only have an old-spirited problem.

(thanks be to PrincessLapis for the amazing thread title!)

ill start us off today... i ate a bag of regular skittles and have suffered for it for the past day.

they were good though. and i will do it again.

I'm so here for this. Mostly commenting rn so I don't lose track of the thread haha

Hi yes, I have come to list my old people complaints. My body likes to have issues with foods, especially too many sweets, and the poor lawn is perpetually brownish because I am too tired to bother caring for it. At least the darn kids mostly stay off because it isn't a fun lawn.

haha im the opposite. the darn kids like hanging out on my lawn and i enjoy seeing them there... but last time they left a ton of toys (and jackets??) everywhere and i had to ask them to clean up

i'm hoping it didn't scare them off hanging out in the front yard, i just don't want them to leave stuff around

My back and knees ache, and a few months ago my neck had the nerve to start aching, too! Don't be fooled, kids. Those pains that never seem to go away will come sooner than you think. You'll wake up and say to yourself, "Ah, that's weird. I must have slept on it wrong," and like me you'll think it will disappear as quickly as it came. That's how the aches get you! They trick you into thinking everything's all fine and good, but when they refuse to leave you're forced to put on your clown makeup for believing them in the first place.

...In all seriousness, great thread title & topic. LOL.

i don't remember the last time my back didn't hurt u__u

I have scoliosis, asthma, anemia, and my body hates milk but I drink it a lot lol I'm young but my body doesn't seem to care about that

I cringe when I realize the songs I like are over 20 years old and I remember them from highschool. I swear I'm not THAT old.

I stood in the kitchen for a couple hours to make some really tasty food and I'm already feeling it and it's going to be worse tomorrow... one of these days I'm gonna have to get a Kitchen Chair for the cutting board :')

I have issues with my right hip that I've had for a few years now and I don't know what I did to cause it :U Cold makes it worse too, I don't have to walk very long outside before it hates me.